Onedaysoon

Skypesamtal med hjärtat som druckit allt för många öl så att rösten är mjuk och maori-dialekten har kommit fram.

Jag - Babe do you have a nice shirt or something to wear for Newyears?
Chris -What? Shirt? I was thinking I would dress like Nelly. I wanted to wear a basketball singlet and Nike shoes and my NewYork yankees cap."
J- Okey.... Im gonna wear a nice dress
C- But baby!
J- Its ok babe, you can dress like Nelly. You can dance like Usher too if you want!
C - but babyyyyy! ..... Ive done some research and all of your friends are white!